Monday, June 10, 2013

Relax!

We've been spying on you for years!

I'm not sure why Senator Reid believes this information will calm people down.

Relax, honey: it wasn't just last night, I've been cheating on you since 1995!
Relax, Mom: it wasn't just one time, I've been a heroin addict since I was 13!
Relax, officer: I pee here all the time!

Yes. Great idea, Senator.

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